MR. DOOL


Possible Titles for the Memoirs of Dita Von Teese
April 18, 2011, 5:59 pm
Filed under: Miscellany | Tags: , , , ,

Celebrities have a lot on their minds, and perhaps none moreso than international famous person Dita Von Teese.  So to take one item off of her sure-to-be-overflowing plate, I’ve gone ahead and brainstormed a list of possible titles for her memoirs, should she ever decide to spin a compelling yarn of girdles and nipple tassels (oh, that’s a title right there).  Plus, without me, she’d probably chose something like War & Teese: A Life in Burlesque and we can’t let that happen.  You know, I’m really selfless.

  • Inexplicably Famous: The Dita Von Teese Story
  • Of Girdles and Nipple Tassels: The Dita Von Teese Story
  • 2007 Was Pretty Good: The Dita Von Teese Story
  • Mostly I Just Go to Events: The Dita Von Teese Story
  • Hot in Theory: The Dita Von Teese Story
  • Burlesque, and Other Sustainable Careers: The Dita Von Teese Story
  • Did I Mention I Love the 40′s: The Dita Von Teese Story
  • And You Said Sleeping with Marilyn Manson Would Be a “Bad Idea”: The Dita Von Teese Story
  • My Parents Definitely Don’t Understand: The Dita Von Teese Story
  • Fuck Sunshine: The Dita Von Teese Story
  • No, I Actually Haven’t Thought of a Plan B: The Dita Von Teese Story
  • You’ve Seen Nothing Yet: The Dita Von Teese Story
  • I Do Not Own Sweatpants: The Dita Von Teese Story
  • WE GET IT: The Dita Von Teese Story



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